BFF's

The one on the left isn't a Hershey's kiss.  And no, the one on the right is NOT SPERM.
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Happy Holidays!

Choose whatever colors you want.  My idea was to have the profanity be subtle, but that's hard to do on white fabric when you also have snowflakes.  PDF here.

There Will Be Blood

Keep looking.  You'll see it.

Nothing like a little menstrual humor to brighten your day.  Kudos if you're brave enough to add... embellishment.